What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.