How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.