Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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How do you get info from a french dude?

You est-ce que question

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home