Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What do you call a french lesbian?

A tresbien

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap