What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home