What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.