Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.