Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.