Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
Because they find it insaltine.
Finding crabs on your organ.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Slow dance.
Because they wanted to be smarties.