How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Three on three.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.