How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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RPG's

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She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim