How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now