Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.