Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time