Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!