Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.