What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid