Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

F Jokes More F Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.