How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"