How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.