What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu