Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.