Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Whats a potheads favorite vehicle?

The cannaBUS.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat