What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!