What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.