Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki