Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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You exercise it.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.