Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...