What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD