What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!