What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.