What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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I guess you aren't up to par"

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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Short for words.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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She was feeling Sleepy.

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Beef Jerky.

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Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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Grgggll

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Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.