What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little