What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey