Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

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Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.