Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!