Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.