Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.