The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
My you're looking "acute" today.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
100% at short range
It's not like they had to be there...
So you can read their lips.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
