Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet