Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
When the power goes off.
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Cause shes terrible.
They both take out everyone with just one punch.
The punchline is too long.