Two of my favorites are:
Getting all high and mighty
By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Cugat to love my jokes !
Neverland Ranch.
Am I supposed to pick my favorite