What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork