Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."