Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Because everyone there hates integration.
She's always objectifying people.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
they only had one pickup
They want Gore in 2000.
Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
