Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"