Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

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Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."