Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!