Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!