Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!