What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)