What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!