If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
She was trying to blow the horn
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
A A milk truck.
A eunucorn.
All the cows have horns
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I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
Dung!
I'm wringing wet.
No studs. All tongue in groove.
Plantaintions.
Because black women have no rights.
I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"
You belong.
Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.
Because he had hives Badum tsh
A doctor you racist.
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
Goad-diggers.
a force of habit
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Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.