What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

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