Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.