Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung