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Dung
Because there horns don't work
Air Conditioning
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P
A Decibell.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
A bellerina !
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Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
He forgot his Loggins
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
a bell.
It's bells sprout.
Cyprus the bell !
A humdinger.
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Jungle bells.
A dumbbell.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Be my valenchime!"
Go go power rangers!
I'm wringing wet.
Dung!
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Two test tickles.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Shooting the breeze.
He just monkeys around on the line!
Because it is the year of the monkey.
Dung! Get it?!
Taco Bell.
The Nobel Prize in Genetics.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.