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Dung
Because there horns don't work
Air Conditioning
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P
A Decibell.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
A bellerina !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
He forgot his Loggins
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
a bell.
It's bells sprout.
Cyprus the bell !
A humdinger.
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Jungle bells.
A dumbbell.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Be my valenchime!"
Go go power rangers!
I'm wringing wet.
Dung!
He received a T minus.
Boot Camp
It is a breeze
I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
She was told to do an essay in school.
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
A eunucorn.
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
The No-Bell prize.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
Batman can go into a store without robin....
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.