Taco Bell Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

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Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!