What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.