What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..