How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre