How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire