What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding