What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.