What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.