How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.