How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.