How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card