How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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Char-Jar Binks

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..