How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..