How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.