Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.