How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.