How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.