Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

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What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.