How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.