How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!