How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.