Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Can I please get a drink "
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
Johnny Cash.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
Your Oklahomie.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
He turns off his xbox.
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Cause its white and its on their land.
At the Darth Mall
The Maul.
Student: "A heart attack."
