What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds