How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.