How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10