How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?