You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Because they fight knights!
An instigator!
A knife.
A chopstick!
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
None if nobody's looking.
It's a never ending story.
With a crowbar.
With a crowbar
Have a NICE day!
Shout "Bingo!" before them