How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.