How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"