How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them