How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"