Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)